In the meantime, accept these photos in lieu of any witty musings that I might have been able to come up with.
|Colin, dressed as a zebra at the zoo.|
|Oliver and the (brown) black bear.|
|Trick or treating as a pirate, because it's "the only thing I know how to be anymore."|
|Colin, the obese raccoon in a snow suit.|
|The only part of halloween that Colin cared about; eating candy.|