You guys, I have never spent so much time in Home Depot. I didn't "get" that store until now.
I almost forgot about Christmas shopping, so I've had to start that now. I was beginning to make lists in preparation for our Christmas trip, but Oliver is not helpful.
The first list I made was scribbled on. The second list somehow ended up in the dog's water bowl. The third was crumpled and thrown away. I went to grab a suitcase to start packing some things up, and Oliver locked me in the garage. Again. He thought that was quite funny.
It's like he does not even want us to go. All of these weeks he's been asking for cousin Margaret and Uncle Matt and presents, and now, suddenly? Nothing. I can ask him if he wants to go on the plane to Florida and he says, "No. That's okay. No thank you. I stay home. New house."
I really really hope he changes his mind. There is nothing worse than convincing him to change his mind once he's gotten it made up.
|"Stand by the Christmas tree and smile!"|
|"Yes, smile just like that but do it by the Christmas tree. Not in a cardboard box."|
|" ... Nevermind."|