An untouched container of pears and a sippy cup of water sit on the dining room table. Enter, Oliver, a 7 month old baby.
Oliver: EEEEE! eeeeeEEE!! YA YA YA!
Oliver grabs the sippy cup, shakes it as hard as he can and sprays water everywhere. Laughs.
Oliver: YA YA DA DA!
Oliver suddenly quites, poops, laughs, bounces up and down.
Oliver: YA YA YA DA DA!
Once again, the room is silent - the only noise heard is an explosion of poop. Oliver looks off stage to his mother, and smiles.
Exeunt stage left, aka the changing table.
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