Thursday, April 29, 2010

What kind of child am I raising...

An untouched container of pears and a sippy cup of water sit on the dining room table. Enter, Oliver, a 7 month old baby.

Oliver: EEEEE! eeeeeEEE!! YA YA YA!

Oliver grabs the sippy cup, shakes it as hard as he can and sprays water everywhere. Laughs.

Oliver: YA YA DA DA!

Oliver suddenly quites, poops, laughs, bounces up and down.

Oliver: YA YA YA DA DA!

Once again, the room is silent - the only noise heard is an explosion of poop. Oliver looks off stage to his mother, and smiles.

Exeunt stage left, aka the changing table.


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