So today I was sitting at home feeling lucky and I thought, hey! I can cut it myself.
This is always a disastrous line of thinking for me. There is a reason I didn't go to beauty school. There is a reason I stopped trying to cut both my dad's hair and Jared's hair. It just doesn't work. For some reason, I felt today would be different and Oliver would come out with a rockstar haircut.
Unfortunately, today wasn't different. I present you with before and after.
|This is his typical "before" self.|
|This is what his "after" expression should have been.|
|Instead, his "after" is pretty happy. It has nothing to do with me giving him an M&M when I finished.|
|And now he thinks he can run around saying, "I'm cute!"|
|His new, typical "after" self.|