Jared, while talking to my stomach (and therefore the baby) while I eat a granola bar:
"You just wait. We're going to have adventures and kick ass."
The baby has come to be known as Babyzilla, for his ability to make me breathe fire with heartburn. Jared's favorite thing is to poke at my stomach and see if he can make BZ poke me back. I can't say its my favorite thing. For one, its a bit distracting, but I do admit... its cute.