I just got back from celebrating Christa's birthday and I am tired and I am going to bed...
...but I can't get this out of my head so I am going to post it no matter how corny it sounds.
My boobs, once so glorious, have done a belly flop.
As in, they flop on my belly.
Also as in, they flop with my belly.
Either way you look at it, it isn't good. They never used to do that before.
That is all.